Tamil Jokes

                                                                    POO MATHIRI...
                                                                             
                                                                             Wife:
                                         Yethuku adikkadi en mugathula thanni thelikireenga?

Husband:

Unga appa unnai poo mathiri parthuka sonnar adhaan....

NEW JOKE...

GIRL1: Endi unna 8 per sernthu Rep pannirukkanga

 nee yean police la sollala? Girl2- athula orutthan sonnaan Etthanai per rep panninaalum unna naan kalyanam pannikkirenu sollitandi...

GIRL.1: YARUDI ATHU?

GIRLI.2: ippa SMS PADICHUTTU IRUkKAARE ANDHA MAMA  THANDI...

       

5 RUPAAKKUM 100 RUPAAKKUM ENNA VITHIYASAM..?

5 ruba coinukkum, 100 ruba notukkum enna vidhyasam?

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95 ruba vidhyasam...

CUTE KAVIDHAI

CUTE KAVIDHAI OR FANTASTIC JOKE:Nilavaiyum, Vinnaiyum Pirippathu Amavaasai..,Ennaiyum, Avalaiyum Pirippadhu Ava Amma Aasai...

TAMIL SIR:

Tamil sir: Tamil mozhiya vida sirantha mozhi edhu?

Stu 1: Unga ponnu Thenmozhi thaan sir.!

Stu2:Avan thappa solran unga wife kanimozhi sir...

NEENGA REMPA AZHAHU.....

Boy:nenga romba alaga irukinga

Girl:thanks

Boy:unga thangachi ungala vida super

Girl: poda naye

Boy: athu unga rendu pera vida supero super!!

YENNADHAAN KANNAGI

Yennadhaan kannagiya oorellaam pathininu sonnaalum,
kannagi photova download pannum podhu,
system sollura message,
ONE ITEM DOWNLOATED!
Adhaan ulagam.

SINTHEENGA...

Kozhi mutta potta

kozhiyoda kunju veliya varum...

 But,
 vaathiyaar mutta potta vaathiyaar kunju veliya varuma?
 Sirikkaadhinga sindhinga.

ITHA VEKAMA SEYYINGA.....,

Oru Ponna
Thala Guninji
Nadaka
Vaiknumna,
Ponna
Peathavanga
Yenna
Seiyanum?

Avanga Ponnu
Kaila Oru Cellum
Athula Free Msg
Card Pota
Pothum....!

ELLARUM EPPADI NINAIKKIREENGA?

Akka frienda akkaava ninaikkalam,
 thangachi frienda thangachiyaa ninaikalam
but….
Pondatti frienda pondattiyavaa ninaika mudiyuma?

ETHU PUTHISAALI?

Ithil Ethu Putthisali?
1.Vattam
2.Sadhuram
Vidai:  Sadhuram
Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.

FUNNY ANSWER

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher......

VITTU KODU+PITTU KODU

Vittu Koduppadhu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-roomil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!

VARUMAAAAA........

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum...Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu!

ENNA VITHIYAASAM?

Mazhaikum veyilkum enna difference. . .?

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2
3
4



Ans:
mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .

Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..

YAARU LOOSU?

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru
 nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.
Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.
Sirichikite solunga..?

ORU CUP COFEE...

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?
Wife : Yennaadhu.?!
Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!
Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

An aptitude question....

An aptitude question from Mannar and Co...

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\,Whose Signature is this.?
Yeazhumalai (7 hills) Yeppadi yellaam yoasikkiraangaiya.?

WHERE IS RANK CARD?

Father : Rank card engeda?
Son : Inthangappa ..
Father : idiot u failed in 5 subject?! Inimel ennai appanu kuppidathey..
Son : ok da maapla sceana podamaa signa podu da.....,

EN FRIENDA POLA YAARU MACHAN...

Kannil oru minnal,

mugathil oru sirippu,sirippil oru paasam,Paasathil oru nesam,nesathil oru ithayam,antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.

ENNA KODUMA SIR ITHU.......?

EB Kaaranukku Phone Panni Carent eppa varumnu keatta unnota mobile'la innum chare irukkanu kekkuraanenna koduma sir ithu